Ah, Emmanuel Macron , the man, the myth, the meticulously styled suits. The French President is not just a leader of a nation; he’s a walking think piece, equally at home discussing climate policy as he is posing for Vogue. But let’s imagine for a second that Monsieur Macron decides to pivot from the halls of the Élysée Palace to tackling youth activism. How would he handle it? Grab your croissant and let’s dive in!
Step 1: Le Zoom Diplomacy
Macron, always the diplomat, would undoubtedly begin with a polished speech on youth activism. Picture this: a perfectly lit Zoom call (naturally, he’s using a Ring Light Pro for that presidential glow). Macron would address young activists from across the globe, inviting them to a virtual summit.
“Bonjour, les jeunes!” he’d say, pausing dramatically before continuing, “You are the future. And the future deserves… faster Wi-Fi.”
He’d probably use ChatGPT mid-meeting to answer questions live, proving he’s not just hip to youth trends but also leveraging tech like a pro.
Step 2: Mobilize Through Memes
Let’s face it: today’s activists aren’t galvanized by dry white papers. Macron knows this. That’s why he’d partner with Canva to create meme-worthy content. Imagine him meme-ifying the Paris Agreement:
“Keep it 1.5°C or regret it later: The Ultimate Glow-Up Challenge.”
With the help of TikTok influencers, he’d break down complex issues into 15-second videos, complete with EDM remixes of his speeches. Think “Macron’s Guide to Saving the Planet (While Looking Chic).”
Step 3: The App Game Is Strong
Now, this is Macron we’re talking about. He wouldn’t stop at memes. He’d launch an app: Activ8 – the app that’s equal parts activism tracker and social network. On Activ8, users can:
- Organize protests with geotagged meeting points.
- Share live updates.
- Earn badges for completing challenges, like “Recycle for a Week” or “Convince Your Parents to Stop Using Plastic Straws.”
The app would also feature Macron’s voice (with optional French accent), offering motivational messages: “Remember, even Napoleon started small!”
Step 4: Coffee Shop Diplomacy
Macron loves a good photo op, and what better way to connect with young activists than by hosting “Youth Cafés”? Picture this: hipster cafes, complete with oat milk lattes and Instagrammable neon signs reading, “Revolution is Brewed Here.”
Macron would make surprise visits, donning a Patagonia jacket for that relatable-yet-stylish vibe. (Someone’s been shopping on Depop!) Armed with an iPad Pro, he’d take notes directly from the youth, live-tweeting their suggestions with hashtags like #MacronMeetsTheFuture.
Step 5: AI-Powered Activism
Being a self-proclaimed tech enthusiast, Macron would undoubtedly turn to AI. Using tools like IBM Watson, he’d analyze social media trends to understand what matters most to youth activists.
Let’s not forget the AI-generated strategy reports he’d send to his team. With insights like, “95% of Gen Z prefers biodegradable glitter at protests,” Macron’s initiatives would be impeccably tailored.
Step 6: The Fashion Forward March
Youth activism has a look, and Macron would embrace it. Think limited-edition protest merch co-designed with Louis Vuitton. Who wouldn’t want a “Climate Justice Now” tote bag that also doubles as a solar charger for your phone?
The merch drop would be announced exclusively on Threads, because Twitter is sooo 2022.
Step 7: Celebrate the Wins, French Style
After months of initiatives, Macron wouldn’t just declare success , he’d throw a party. But not just any party: a techno-infused celebration at the Palace of Versailles. DJs, drone light shows spelling out “Vive la Planète,” and croissants for all.
And when the confetti falls, you can bet it’ll be biodegradable.
Final Thoughts
Of course, all of this is speculation. But if Macron’s track record is any indication, his approach would be a mix of savvy tech, sharp tailoring, and a genuine attempt to connect. Whether you’re an aspiring activist or just someone who loves a good meme, there’s something to learn from this imaginary Macron playbook.
So, grab your reusable water bottle, fire up your activism app, and channel your inner Macron. The world isn’t going to save itself, but it might just look fabulous trying. Bon courage!
