So, he ghosted you? Left you on read? Decided to “find himself”? Whatever the excuse, one thing is clear, he made the biggest mistake of his life. Now, you have two options:
- Cry over him (which, let’s be honest, we already did for way too long).
- Become the baddest version of yourself and make him question every life decision he’s ever made.
If you’re here, you already know which option we’re going with. Buckle up, bestie, because we’re about to level up in ways he never saw coming.
1. Upgrade Your Look (But Make It For YOU)
Forget the revenge body nonsense, this is about feeling unstoppable. Go for a hair color you’ve always wanted, upgrade your wardrobe, or experiment with bold makeup. When you walk into a room, heads should turn (and if his head doesn’t? He’s clearly blind).
2. Become So Unbothered It Hurts
Nothing screams “I’ve moved on” more than genuine peace. Post a glowy, carefree selfie with a caption like “Thriving, thanks for asking.” When he sees you living your best life, he’ll be punching the air.
3. Boss Up & Secure the Bag
Nothing makes an ex regret leaving like watching you level up financially. Start a side hustle, go for that promotion, or launch a business. The next time he stalks your profile, make sure your success is the first thing he sees.
4. Go MIA (AKA, The Art of Mystery)
Ever heard the saying out of sight, out of mind? WRONG. Out of sight, makes them more obsessed. Stop posting everything you do. Make him wonder where you are, who you’re with, and why you look so good.
5. Post The Subtle (But Deadly) Glow-Up Pic
We’re not talking about thirst traps, oh no, this is strategic. Post a pic looking effortlessly stunning, holding a fancy drink, laughing at something unseen. The goal? Make him think, “Wait… she never looked that happy with me.”
6. Level Up Your Energy
Healing isn’t just about looking good, it’s about feeling unstoppable. Start meditating, hit the gym, read self-improvement books, whatever makes you the most confident, unstoppable version of yourself. Trust me, confidence is magnetic.
7. Flirt, But Keep It Playful
Nothing gets an ex’s attention faster than seeing you enjoying someone else’s company. Whether it’s a new crush, a fun date, or just some innocent flirting, make sure it’s visible enough for him to notice. Bonus points if it’s with someone hotter.
8. Upgrade Your Scent Game (Because Memory Is a Powerful Thing)
You know what’s scientifically proven to make someone instantly miss you? Scent. Get yourself a signature perfume that makes people (and especially him) turn their heads.
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9. Truly Move On (Because That’s the Biggest Flex)
At the end of the day, the best revenge is genuinely not caring anymore. When he realizes that you’re not waiting around, not checking his socials, not giving a single damn, that is when regret hits the hardest.
Your Turn: Let’s Chat!
Which one of these are you trying first? Have you ever had an ex regret losing you? Spill the tea in the comments! And if you want to make sure you smell like a walking regret-inducer, grab Your Glow Perfume now before it’s gone!