1. The “Hey” Epidemic: Stop Being Basic
If your opening line is “Hey,” congratulations, you’re officially the human equivalent of a dry piece of toast. You’re not boring, so why are your messages? Swap the “Hey” for something playful. Comment on their bio, ask a fun question, or send a meme that screams, “I’m cooler than your ex.” Humor is your secret weapon, use it.
2. The Bio Black Hole: Give Them Something to Swipe Right On
No bio? Big yikes. An empty profile says, “I have nothing interesting to share,” which we know isn’t true. Craft a bio that’s punchy, witty, and gives a glimpse of your personality. Love books? Drop a controversial book opinion. Foodie? Mention your weirdest food combo. Give them a reason to start a convo (and no, “I like long walks on the beach” doesn’t count).
3. The Catfish Lighting: Choose Better Photos
Blurry photos, group shots where no one knows who you are, or pics from 2012? Babe, it’s time for an upgrade. Use clear, recent photos that show your face and personality. A mix of selfies, full-body shots, and action pics (like you living your best life at a concert or hiking) screams confidence. Ditch the Snapchat filters unless you want to date a time traveler stuck in 2016.
4. Swiping Like It’s a Job: Quality Over Quantity
Endless swiping can feel productive, but it’s actually killing your vibe. Stop matching just for the ego boost. Be intentional. Look for profiles that actually align with your interests, goals, and vibe. Think of it like curating your dating feed, only the best make the cut.
5. Ghosting 101: Don’t Disappear (Unless They’re Creepy)
We’re all guilty of it. But if someone took the time to start a convo and they’re not giving major red flags, give them a shot. If you’re not feeling it, be upfront. A simple “Hey, I don’t think we’re a match, but good luck out there!” is kinder (and less karmically messy) than disappearing into the void.
6. Waiting for Them to Make the First Move: Take Control
This isn’t Victorian England, you don’t have to wait for Prince Charming to slide into your DMs. If you’re into someone, message them first. Confidence is hot. Plus, you’ll have better conversations if you actually pick the people you’re vibing with.
7. Ignoring Your Gut: Red Flags Are Red for a Reason
If something feels off, it probably is. Don’t ignore weird vibes, love-bombing, or shady answers. Your intuition is your dating BFF. Swipe left on anyone who doesn’t make you feel safe, seen, and like the absolute queen you are.
The Swipe Summary:
Dating apps can be a jungle, but you’re armed with this guide and your killer instincts. Be authentic, have fun, and remember: You’re the prize. Happy swiping!