So, he thought he could walk away and you’d be crying into your oat milk latte forever? Oh honey, no. We don’t do that here. We level up, glow up, and make him wish he never fumbled the bag, because you ARE the bag.
The best way to make him regret losing you isn’t with desperate texts or cryptic Instagram quotes (we’ve all been there, but let’s move on). It’s about confidence, success, and a well-timed five-word mic drop that will have him questioning every life decision. Ready? Let’s go.
1. “I’ve Never Been Happier.”
Translation: Your absence improved my life.
Nothing bruises an ego like knowing you’re thriving without them. This phrase works wonders because it doesn’t just hint at happiness, it straight up announces it. You’re glowing, you’re flourishing, and babe, you are NOT looking back. (Bonus points if you casually drop this in conversation when he least expects it.)
2. “I Forgot About You.”
Translation: You are no longer relevant.
Ouch. There is no greater insult to someone’s existence than realizing they aren’t even a footnote in your story anymore. He wanted to be the plot twist, but turns out, he didn’t even make it past the first chapter. If he asks how you’ve been, hit him with this and watch his soul leave his body.
3. “I’m Seeing Someone Better.”
Translation: You were not the prize.
Whether you’re actually dating someone or just treating yourself like the queen you are, this one stings. Suddenly, he’s wondering who this mysterious better person is. Is he taller? Funnier? More successful? (Spoiler: Probably.)
And if that better person is just YOU focusing on your own growth? Even better.
4. “I Didn’t Need You.”
Translation: I was always whole on my own.
Remember when he thought he was essential to your happiness? Yeah, we’re shattering that illusion. The truth is, you were always complete. You never needed him, you just wanted him, and now? You don’t even want that.
5. “I Wish You The Best.”
Translation: You no longer affect me.
This one? Pure, unbothered power. It’s the equivalent of sipping champagne while watching chaos unfold. When you genuinely wish him well (without even a hint of sarcasm), it shows you’ve moved on, grown, and are radiating main-character energy.
Bonus Tip: The Ultimate Glow-Up Hack
Want to really make him regret it? Glow up, mentally and physically. And if you need a little extra boost, here’s a secret weapon:
Whether it’s a skincare miracle that gives you that effortless glow, a workout program that makes you feel unstoppable, or a self-improvement guide that unlocks your highest potential, this is your time to shine. (And yes, he WILL notice.)
Get yours now before it sells out! (Because the best revenge is looking and feeling like the best version of yourself.)
Final Thoughts
At the end of the day, the goal isn’t really to make him regret it (that’s just a fun bonus). The real flex is knowing you’re thriving, happy, and living your best life.
So, which of these five words will you be dropping first? Let me know in the comments!